Dog Gone Tired!

My feet are dog tired...

all four of them!

I've been busy sniffing out

the very best Christmas 

present for you!

I'm tired of the crowds...

all those noses

up my rear end!

I don't have a lot of scratch

this year...

so I had to dig down deep

to figure out the perfect gift!

Now, if I can just get this

back to the house

and get it buried

before you see it...

WHAT?

You looked?

You dawg!

You are so in the dog house!

Now I have to back track

and start this hunt all over again!

And to top it all off,

I think I'm in heat...

thanks, bitch!