Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Belle of the New Year's Eve Ball...

Okay, boys...
who wants to 
pop my balloon tonight?

Guess who is under
this big ass skirt!

Who blew up all
these condoms?

They think I'm smiling...
I'm really trying to 
catch my breath
from this 
torture belt
which makes my
40 inch waist
look like a 20 inch one!

I believe in recycling
but did someone have
to make this confetti
out of used toilet paper?

I don't know how 
I got in this picture...
someone just yelled
"all the airheads say cheese!"

I dreamed I was the
belle of the New Year's Eve Ball
in my Maidenform Bra!


Sue said...

I'm saying "cheeezzz" right along side of you! Wish I was there to celebrate with you. Sadly, I'll be asleep before the clock strikes midnight. I've got our big ass sale to work bright and early the next day. Party like a rock star for me!! Take care.

trash talk said...

I think you need to wear that big ass dress to Sue's big ass sale...think of all the five finger discounts you could hide in that baby!

The Renaissance Chick said...

Great idea, Debbie! The Old Town Orange Poleeece Department will be chasing me down like those other shop lifters and Sue will be taking photos
of the arrest to put on her blog! :)

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