Saturday, April 18, 2009

I WANT THIS CLOWN OUT OF OFFICE!

Dear Other Side of the Fence Buddies:
This post isn't about politics...
it is not Democrat v Republican...
it is about behavior...
and I had to get it off my chest (the big girls).
I certainly don't want to offend you,
but if it does, just tune me out.
I am pretty upset about this guy's behavior!
Like Cher said yesterday on a comment to me,
"We might just have to agree about not agreeing."
Seriously!
I Want This Clown Out of Office!


(Photo courtesy of hebiclens@yahoo.com)


For those of you who don't recognize this Bozo...
it is the jester governor of the State of Texas,
Rick Perry!


Now, you need to know that I am a PROUD TEXAN...
who is totally embarrassed by the
private and public conduct of this clown!
My great grandparents travelled to Texas
in wagons, camped peacefully across the lake
from the Native Americans and ended up settling
the Texas town where I grew up!
I have deep Texas roots...
and loads of Texas pride!
If you aren't a Texan, you might not understand
the pride we Texans take in our state.
Yes, we boast and brag...
we are big spirited people with an unnatural love
for our beautiful state.
Because of our grandiose pride,
we aren't always loved by others.
We have enough problems with our image
without this knucklehead governor
saying that Texas might be forced
to secede from the Union!
Oh, great...
Another nut job!
I don't know who Rick Perry thinks
he is speaking for...
but he is not speaking for me
or the majority of Texans!
According to the latest Rasmussen poll,
only 18% of Texas voters would vote to secede
if the election was held today,
while 75% of voters oppose secession...
that leaves 7% who don't give a damn!
So who the hell are you speaking for, Perry?
Not me!
Not for three-quarters of Texas voters!
So why are you talking such
asinine nonsense to the public?
It is not like our state's reputation hasn't already been
damaged by the previous guy...

You notice the ambulance in the background?
That is because the reputation of Texas needs
a little first aid after the legacy of idiocy.
These two have done more damage than imaginable!
As a proud Texan, it is time for me to stand up
and say I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT!
I WANT THIS CLOWN
OUT OF OFFICE!

You wouldn't believe it by looking at this photo...
but Perry was a yell leader at Texas A&M.

Yell leader is a cheerleader to the rest of the world.

If we have learned nothing else from history,

haven't we learned NOT to elect a cheerleader?

Dubyah was a cheerleader!

Perry's yell leader photo was on the web at one time,

but has mysteriously disappeared.

How convenient.

Oh, yes, Perry, an elected official...

elected to represent the people of Texas...

was in attendance at the Austin "tea party"!

Perry was "on the clock" and took

government time to protest what?


Oh, yeah, now I remember.
We have Obama in the White House.
Taxes and buyouts didn't seem to bother Perry
when Bush was in office.
If he is fed up with the the economy,
why wasn't he protesting in Bush's Dallas neighborhood?
Never mind. It wasn't about the economy!
According to news sources, this photo
was taken at Rick Perry's inauguration?
Interesting, isn't it?
A black tie inauguration event
with Ted Nugent dressed in a Confederate flag shirt...
using machine guns as props...
and being disrespectful to non-English speaking Americans!
Oh, don't give me that crap about Confederate flags
being a part of our heritage...
I was in the Texas public education system for 30 years.
The kids and the parents who wore Confederate flags
weren't interested in history or culture!
I WANT THIS CLOWN OUT OF OFFICE!

I would insert the video of Perry trying to strong arm

the policeman who pulled him over for speeding,

but that video is no longer on the web either.

Interesting.

All that is left is this bumper sticker...



Perry's famous statement to the police officer.

"Why don't you just let us get on down the road?"

I WANT THIS CLOWN TO GET

ON DOWN THE ROAD!


I REALLY WANT THIS CLOWN

TO GET OUT OF OFFICE!



6 comments:

Ann said...

RIGHT ON SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not a Texan but I hear you. This guy IS A CLOWN! LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED HELP DRAGGING HIS BUTT OUT OF THE STATE OF TEXAS!!! Let's just not drop him off in Calif!!

Sue Jackson said...

I agree with Ann. . . we have enough of our own issues in Calif. Remember "our" governor is the Terminator, good ole Arnold. Our sales tax now is nearing 10 percent. Oh, life in sunny Ca is dandy! I'm proud of you for writing from your heart!

Anonymous said...

This is the first and last time I will read your blog. A natural born Texas!

The Renaissance Chick said...

This is the first and last time I will comment on your comment, Rick!

Malisa

Woman in a Window said...

OOOHHHhhhh, here it is, the who and the why of it! And me, I would agree. Doesn't it just make you mad (understatement) when there are idiots in office? Ya, here too.

Sue Jackson said...

If I remember correctly, aren't we all entitled to "freedom of speech", even in Texas? I never understand when others have something to say that maybe isn't really "nice" why they never have the courage to sign their name or stand up for their own beliefs. Being "anonymous" is kind of, well, cowardly.
Sue