What Were They Thinking?

What were they thinking...

when they decided to sell

guns and alcohol

in the same store?

If that isn't stupid enough,

you can even buy them through

a drive up window!

I'll have a six pack and

a 38 Special to go, please...

wait, make that a magnum

and a magnum!

I thought maybe this was

just a Texas problem...

but, no!

There are idiots everywhere!

Drinking and carrying a gun

isn't enough of a problem?

Wow, let's add some stairs

just for the fun of it!

Oh, the combination of

guns and alcohol

didn't kill you?

Heck, let's add in

some tobacco!

And let's make it

an American duty!

Are you a little drunk?

Having trouble focusing

your eyes to read the small signs?

Hey, let us enlarge it for you!

Don't forget bullets...

what good is a gun

without bullets?

Oh, thank goodness...

they didn't exclude us wine lovers!

Been out shooting and drinking

a little too late?

Just stop by here and pick

up dinner and a gift

for the spouse!

Need to sober up?

Just stop by this place...

get your caffeine and handgun

before you go home...

a shot and a shot!

What were they thinking?