My Favorite Turkey Recipe!

Thanksgiving is a time for sharing...

so I thought I would share

my favorite turkey recipe!

I guarantee you

that this recipe

will create some

special memories!

First, break out

your best crystal!

Fill up that lovely

ice bucket that you

and Martha Stewart made!

Now, carefully bring out

the Turkey!

Don't drop it!

That would be a disaster!

Here are the instructions:

1. Fill the glass with ice.

2. Fill the glass with Wild Turkey.

3. Put your feet up after all

that hard work in the kitchen.

4. Drink and refill as necessary!

No, you didn't!

You didn't just ask me

about the Thanksgiving

vegetables, did you?

I'm not through with my recipe!

Add cranberries

and rosemary

to finish off your

holiday meal!

Now wasn't that better

than last year's

Thanksgiving turkey?

Now, this is my kind

of holiday meal!