Life is one big adventure...
a true learning experience!
Wisdom comes with the years.
May I share some wise
words to live by?
These are easy lessons...
pay attention...
you may not get a second chance!
Never sit on a toilet seat!
Don't borrow clothes without asking!
Always carry a condiment!
Keep a six pack in the refrigerator at all times!
Always check the health department findings!
Variety is the spice of life!
There...I feel better!
Did you take notes?
Have fun...
but be careful out there!
5 comments:
Teacher, what is a condiment and how come they don't make 'em for cigarettes? Debbie
Okay, I'm a bit SLOW tonight. Is there a connection between the "condiment" and the "condom" stuff?? You've been a tough teacher waaay too long. I think your "tests" need to be easier for those of us that are challenged, okay?
I'm 'cared. Some of those ads are just wrong.
I would, however eat at the poo-ping palace. That'd just be too fun.
ROFLMAO!!!!!...this is the funniest,side-splitting blog that I have ever visited!!
I LURV your sense of humour and "get" everything you say...LOL
I am gunna hafta give up my day job of housework and web surfing so I can spend all of my time reading your blog.
You have lightened my load for today...may there be much more dumping ...LOL
Big thanx go to my cyber friend Susie J for back-handedly sending me here via a blog award!
you are so funny , love your humor.
hope all is well enough for you sweetie.
have a great day & night & morning & whatever makes your heart happy
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