Okay, boys...
who wants to
pop my balloon tonight?
Guess who is under
this big ass skirt!
Who blew up all
these condoms?
They think I'm smiling...
I'm really trying to
catch my breath
from this
torture belt
which makes my
40 inch waist
look like a 20 inch one!
I believe in recycling
but did someone have
to make this confetti
out of used toilet paper?
I don't know how
I got in this picture...
someone just yelled
"all the airheads say cheese!"
I dreamed I was the
belle of the New Year's Eve Ball
in my Maidenform Bra!
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