In case you've been
missing me lately...
I've been hanging out here!
It's my new home away from home.
I hang out with other losers
and talk about all the things we've lost!
May I share just a few
of my current losses?
My boy, Adam, was the best singer,
but lost American Idol.
He should have won.
My girl, Allison, is a vision of beauty,
but she lost America's Next Top Model.
She should have won.
My gal pal, Salome, won the majority of photo shoots
in the modeling contest,
but lost Make Me A Super Model.
She should have won.
So, I have been feeling a little bit unlucky lately!
Feeling sorry for myself.
Thinking how no one
has worse luck than me.
Until I saw this guy...
They won't even let him
past the velvet ropes
at The Loser's Lounge!
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