American Idol Is Over!

Face it.

American Idol is over

this season!

There may be seven finalists left...



But this guy, Adam, has it in the bag!

Women want to do him...

Men want to do him...

And by saying "do him"...

I meant his hair, of course!

Now, the sexy lad is singing

our Chick anthem...

Born To Be Wild!

The rest of you contestants

can just go on home!

Pick up your participation medal

on the way out the door...