For THAT Person On Your Gift List!

Yep, the pressure is on!

You are running out of shopping time!

Being the happy little helper

that I am at this time of year,

I am going to run a series of

 suggestions on last minute

holiday gifts for 

THAT person

on your list!

Don't act innocent!

We all have THAT person

on our list!

You know EXACTLY who

THAT person is on your list!

Ready for the suggestion of the day?

Give 'em the gift of...

coughing...

hacking...

bad breath...

stained teeth...

wrinkled skin...

and black lungs!

Nothing says Merry Christmas 

like tobacco!

The perfect gift for

THAT person!

Up To My Neck...

Just when you

think that

things can't

get any worse...

think again!

Dog Gone Tired!

My feet are dog tired...

all four of them!

I've been busy sniffing out

the very best Christmas 

present for you!

I'm tired of the crowds...

all those noses

up my rear end!

I don't have a lot of scratch

this year...

so I had to dig down deep

to figure out the perfect gift!

Now, if I can just get this

back to the house

and get it buried

before you see it...

WHAT?

You looked?

You dawg!

You are so in the dog house!

Now I have to back track

and start this hunt all over again!

And to top it all off,

I think I'm in heat...

thanks, bitch!

Childhood Christmas Memories...

Do you remember 

Christmas mornings

when you were a child?

Waking up to find these

things under your tree?

Chatty Cathy...

Betsy McCall...

and who could forget...

Betsy Wetsy?

You so wanted that

Cinderella watch...

that Cootie game...

and that metal

fold-up doll house!

Dad always got

upset when he stepped

on the jacks...

and Mom didn't want

you to bake one more cake!

So it was time to play

with your paper dolls...

especially the Lennon Sisters

paper dolls...

and play your new

record player!

Your dog would try

to eat your new Slinky...

and chew on the cover 

of your new

Bobbsey Twins book!

So you would talk

Dad into playing

Tiddly Winks with you...

and talk Mom into

listening to your cool

new transistor radio!

And when Mom and Dad

went off to cook breakfast,

you would entertain yourself

with your new View Master!

Oh, those were the days!


What was your favorite find
under the Christmas tree?

Does Anybody But Me See A Pattern Here?

Guess Who Has A Birthday Today?

Yep, that's right!

Tango!

He looks like

a natural

party boy,

doesn't he?

Happy Birthday,

Tango!

Glad you

enjoyed

your party!

See you

soon!

Love you,

Grammy & Grande

Anyone Else Feel Like This?

This is for you, Elena!