Too Tired To Lick!

How tired do you 

have to be ...

to put your ice cream

in your hat

and go to sleep?

Poor Tango!

I'm Mad As A Hatter About Top Hats!

The Mad Hatter asked:

"Why is a raven like a

writing desk?"

I didn't think you knew...

The Mad Hatter didn't either!

I love this model's

hair topped with

a topper!

A familiar top hat

from the past!

I love this bizarre photo...

she isn't quite as stylish

as the model above...

or as happy as...

this one!

Nothing like top hats,

monocles and canes to

make this duo dapper!

These top hats make

this couple uber cool!

Dylan doesn't need a 

top hat to be cool!

This studly dog won't have

any trouble finding

a bitch tonight!

Have I worn you out

with my top hat rant?

I will try to stop...

with my favorite top hat photo...

Good day, mate!

Do These Kick Butt Or What?

These top hats

light up my life!

I love top hats

and I love lighting...

so you know I am

going to be creating!

How does one 

"top" this lighting idea?

Love Affair With Top Hats Continues...

Top coat, top hat
Well I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love

--ZZ Top, Sharp Dressed Man--

Seems like I'm not

the only person

obsessed with top hats!

Ever play Monopoly?

Or watch W.C. Fields?

Even Porky Pig knows

how to impress a woman!

Look at those eyes!

Bing, you can croon to me

in that top hat!

Even Betty Boop wants to

get in on the action!

Famous nuts like to show off

in top hats...

even salty ones!

Peace, love and

top hats, Winston!

Oh...

maybe he meant victory!

One of our favorite childhood

characters wore a dapper top hat...

this one wonky one too!

And don't forget the quotable

Marlene Dietrich...

"A man would prefer to come home 

to an unmade bed and a happy woman

 than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman." 

I'm on a search for the perfect 

top hat of my very own!

Tipping My Hat To Top Hats!

I'm puttin' on my top hat...

Tyin' up my white tie...

Brushin' off my tails!

--Irving Berlin--

I have had a long 
obsession

with top hats!

Now this guy is bringing

the top hat back!

But this isn't the first time

Johnny Depp has worn

a top hat in films.

Remember?

And this?

How can he look so cute

while looking so mean?

Sorry...
I digress...

I got distracted!

Anyway...

I love top hats...

and I am going to spend

a couple of posts featuring

top hats!

Uncle Top Hat Sam Says:

Tune In Tomorrow!

Wonderland Tourist

You may have noticed that I

have been gone awhile.

Yes, Wonderland was fun...

but I am returning soon!

Thanks for hanging in there!

My She-roes!

"How important it is

for us to recognize

and celebrate our

heroes as she-roes!"

--Maya Angelou--

Here are my she-roes...

Whoopi Goldberg

"Normal is nothing more

than a cycle on a washing machine."

Ellen DeGeneres

"You know me. Any excuse

to put on a dress.

Texas Governor Ann Richards

(1933-2006)

"Poor George (Bush),

he can't help it.

He was born with a silver

foot in his mouth."